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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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onefitmodel:

justshutupnluvme:

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acomas:

crazydestruction:

You better all fucking reblog this.

I got to reblog this, it’s true

Wow.

This may be the most important thing I’ve ever had on my blog.

(Source: flowersinbonecages, via derping-in-newleaf)

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thistimeitsuptoyou:

We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time….

This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl.

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via bad-behaviorr)

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foxmouth:

Landscapes, 2014 | by Anthony Samaniego

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madeupmonkeyshit:

you see what she listening to on her iphone? lol

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angernon:

Princess Unikitty in the style of Lisa Frank :)

(Source: anqemon, via frosted-cookiee)

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